Jack: You sure do know how to fix your hair!
Me: Thanks, Buddy!
Jack: Why do you use make-up?
Me: Because it makes me look pretty.
Jack: REALLY pretty!
And this is from yesterday:
Jack: Cowboys have dirty houses.
Me: Why don't they clean them?
Jack: Because they don't want to.
Me: Don't their mothers get mad?
Jack: No. Their mothers are cowgirls.
a little later...
Jack: Cowboys have dirty hands.
Me: Why don't they wash them?
Jack: Because there's no washing in the wild west!
